July 30

I have never pictured my own wedding. I do want to get married. It’s a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos - you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, “I feel like I should have one of these by now. I’ll take a thorny rose and a ‘MOM’ anchor, please. No, not that one - the big one.
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EXACTLY. Full discloser: at age 39 I still have neither husband, nor tattoo. But I do have a mortgage, a dog, and that nose ring I got at 35.

I Was Told There’d Be Cake, Sloane Crosley (via lizlemon) (via apsies) (via mikehudack)